Bus Quotes

A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.

I thought of Emmett Till, and when the bus driver ordered me to move to the back, I just couldn’t move.

You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.

If you can't get up for an old woman on the bus, you can't be an officer in the IDF.

You wouldn't be allowed to get on a particular bus, but you'd be asked to sign your autograph.

I'm willing to throw my body in front of the bus to stop bad ideas.

Don't waste your energy on those who don't get on your bus.

I love the big red bus!

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.

There are going to be times when we can't wait for somebody. Now, you're either on the bus or off the bus.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

If you want reality take the bus.

I'd sooner be smashed into a mangled pulp by a bus when we cross the street than look forward to a life like yours.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

I don't feel like I am 66 at all. I feel more like I am 35. But I have a bus pass so it must be true.

I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-

The rule in music land is never doody in the bus and never doody in the RV.

I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.

I did not get on the bus to get arrested. I got on the bus to go home.

We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Here is how you know if it is love or lust. Push them in front of a bus. If you jump in the way and save them it is love.

He was the up and equal homosexual who would not sit at the back of the bus.

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.

Arrest me for sitting on a bus? You may do that.

Psychology is a bus that accompanies an airplane.

I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door?

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.

When you are already in Detroit, you don't have to take a bus to get there.

I think I see her, please let me off this bus. Nadine, honey, is that you?

In 1994 I bought my first tour bus. I still own it and believe it or not it's still out on the road on my tour.

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

We now have contestants who will not let anything get in their way of victory. Some contestants have thrown each other under the bus this season.

This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.

I live in a bus and go from place to place and sometimes feel very detached from what's going on

Social conservatives say who drives the bus.

When I was in high school, I had binders with pictures of tour buses.

You risked the cub? (Dev) He’s not just a cub. (Aimee) You’re right. He’s the passenger who fell off the short bus. (Dev)

We are all riding on the same bus.

I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep!

My office is my tour bus.

A smile across the aisle of a bus in the morning could save a suicide later in the day.

A bus ride is like being in another world.

Now, you’re either on the bus or you’re off the bus.

I wave to the double-decker buses from my bike, but the passengers never wave back. Why? Am I not an attraction?

I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.

We are not better than native born Americans, and of course not smarter. We’ve just been to the last stop of this bus.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

Everyone should ride the bus so that I can drive.

My resisting being mistreated on the bus did not begin with that particular arrest…I did a lot of walking in Montgomery.