Calves Quotes

A good education is usually harmful to a dancer. A good calf is better than a good head.

Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.

I have a stab wound on my left hip and one on my thigh and a slash mark across my right calf. I have a bottle stab wound on my left calf.

Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty.

Goose [pen] bee [wax] and calf [parchment] govern the world. [Lat., Anser, apie, vitellus, populus et regna gubernant.]

I definitely would not need to insure my calves.

I directed a movie back in the '90s which had calf roping in it, and I got into it quite a bit back then.

I would have to say my earthy sensuality - although I should point out that the backs of my calves are exemplary and my upper inner thigh is a delight.