Camels Quotes

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.

As a camel kneels before his master to have him remove his burden at the end of the day, so kneel each night and let the Master take your burden.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

Measles and TB evolved from diseases of our cattle, influenza from a disease of pigs, and smallpox possibly from a disease of camels. The Americas had very few native domesticated animal species from which humans could acquire such diseases.

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama

Learn to recognize the counterfeit coins that may buy you just a moment of pleasure, But then drag you for days like a broken man behind a farting camel.

Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel? Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed. Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel. Polonius: It is backed like a weasel. Hamlet: Or like a whale? Polonius: Very like a whale.

There is no logical reason why the camel of great art should pass through the needle of mob intelligence.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

Camels are snobbish and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic-- even murderous. Reindeer seem over-serious.

I have often found a small stream at its fountain-head, that, when followed up, carried away the camel with his load.

If men had been forbidden to make porridge of camel's dung, they would have done it, saying that they would not have been forbidden to do it unless there had been some good in it.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

It's the camel's nose in the tent. Look at Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Idi Amin - every one of these monsters, on seizing power, their first act was to confiscate all firearms in private hands.

When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.

Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

Expediency is a law of nature. The camel is a wonderful animal, but the desert made the camel.

When I want to draw a camel I no longer limit myself, as I once did, to looking only at camels.

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

Critic, relent!Your hope for repentanceWill meet with disapppointment.For this is the life,Not desert tents,Not camel's milk!

In a way, I'd rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I'd rather ride down the street on a camel nude. In a snowstorm. Backwards.

Old Camels carry young Camels skins to the Market.

Just like a caravan of camels walking in the desert, be durable against the adversities of life and walk with decisive steps.

You need shoving, not pushing. You need to jump back on that camel. Otherwise you're going to stay up on the ledge you've made for yourself.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all.

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

I can't actually see myself putting make-up on my face at the age of sixty, but I can see myself going on a camel train to Samarkand.

I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.

The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

If patience and gratitude had been she camels, it would have mattered little on which I rode.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

it is a curious fact that camels walk more quickly and straighter to the sound of singing.

Tie your camel up as best you can, and then trust it to Providence.

[On the camel:] When it kneels to be laden it always grumbles, growls and shows resentment, but of this the driver takes no notice. He goes on loading up until the moment when the beast suddenly becomes silent; then he knows that the burden is heavy enough, and nothing more is added.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

Camel trips, as I suspected all along, and as I was about to have confirmed, do not being or end: they mere change form.

I have been agreeably disappointed in my idea of the camels. They are far from unpleasant to ride; in fact, it is much less fatiguing than riding on horseback, and even with the little practice I have yet had, I find it shakes me less.

Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

The camel has his virtues - so much at least must be admitted; but they do not lie upon the surface.

It is the last straw that breaks the camel's back.

Rich folks may ride on camels, but it ain't so easy for 'em to see out of a needle's eye.

Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.' Sign in Skardu

A peasant can no more help believing in a traditional superstition than a horse can help trembling when be sees a camel.

As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner who obtains the offspring, even thus ,it is with the wives of others.

[On the camel:] Its weak point is its morale, and it is here that so much depends on its human master. Discouragement is fatal ... it loses heart, sinks by the wayside and dies.

I'd like to know why sociologists can't decide whether movie sex and violence has any effect on children, but there's a universal consensus that even a glimpse of a Camel will force children to become lifelong smokers.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.