Carl Everett Quotes

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

As long as I'm around playing baseball, it doesn't matter where I am, as long as it's not with the Yankees.

Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay.

I never compliment the other pitcher. I make my living off pitchers.