Carols Quotes

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett.

Carols of gladness ring from every tree.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear.

Paper is like Joyce Carol Oates: white.

Thus Carol hit upon the tragedy of old age, which is not that it is less vigorous than youth, but that it is not needed by youth.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie,' is as funny as it gets.

A lot of the carols were not as you hear them now.

Unless you're Stephen King or Joyce Carol Oates, no one's going to recognize you on the street, and you're promoting your book, not yourself.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

You'd get on the plane; and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you'd have Linda Gray, O.J. Simpson, Robert De Niro, Carol Burnett, Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds... and Francis Ford Coppola.

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.