2.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
Ron White
3.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.
Don Van Vliet
4.
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
Robinson Jeffers
5.
Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots.
Kristen Bell
6.
Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
Darynda Jones
7.
You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them.
Jean-Paul Sartre
8.
You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.
Anton Chekhov
9.
If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
Richard Jeni
10.
You don't raise kids. You raise carrots. You sponsor kids.
Jess Lair
12.
I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips.
Julia Child
14.
Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball.
Carl Furillo
17.
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
Carrot Top
18.
While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners.
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
19.
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
Rip Taylor
21.
I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable!
April Bloomfield
22.
A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.
Jorge Cruise
23.
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.
John F. Kennedy
24.
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.
Mark Rippetoe
25.
Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse.
Jack LaLanne
26.
Tibby cried into her soup when it finally came. "I'm scared... ," she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply, but she felt better for having told them.
Ann Brashares
27.
Dude,ā I said, leaning over the desk, āIām about as psychic as a carrot.
Darynda Jones
28.
One second you're having the time of your life in front of all these people, and then you come backstage to the exact opposite - there's only lukewarm carrots back there.
Babatunde Adebimpe
30.
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette
Jeaniene Frost