Carrots Quotes

I like girls who eat carrots.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots.

Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.

You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them.

You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

You don't raise kids. You raise carrots. You sponsor kids.

An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.

I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips.

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball.

I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners.

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake

I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable!

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse.

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

Tibby cried into her soup when it finally came. "I'm scared... ," she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply, but she felt better for having told them.

Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

One second you're having the time of your life in front of all these people, and then you come backstage to the exact opposite - there's only lukewarm carrots back there.

I am a rune a carrot a little joke