1.
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
Cathy Ladman
2.
My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
Cathy Ladman
3.
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.
Cathy Ladman
4.
Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.
Cathy Ladman
5.
Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.
Cathy Ladman
6.
Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.
Cathy Ladman
7.
I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.
Cathy Ladman
8.
I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.
Cathy Ladman
9.
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
Cathy Ladman