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The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.
Cecily Strong
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I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.
Cecily Strong
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People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.
Cecily Strong
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I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
Cecily Strong
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Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?
Cecily Strong
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Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.
Cecily Strong
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What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.
Cecily Strong
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There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.
Cecily Strong
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I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.
Cecily Strong
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You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.
Cecily Strong
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I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.
Cecily Strong
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I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.
Cecily Strong
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I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.
Cecily Strong
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Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.
Cecily Strong
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I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.
Cecily Strong
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Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?
Cecily Strong
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Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.
Cecily Strong
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Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.
Cecily Strong