Charlie Quotes

If Charlie Parker were a Gunslinger, There'd be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats

I didn't know what the hell Charlie Parker was playing... I just liked the way he played.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

He must never forget Charlie's plea: Tell me where I'm going to die, so I'll never go there.

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

Charlie Rose is the ultimate ad.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

I dare anyone to play like Charlie Watts.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

Charlie Parker lifted jazz music off the dance floor and into the stratosphere!

There are so many doors to open. I am impatient to begin." --Charlie Gordan

Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.

Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?

He told me he wouldn't hurt... Charlie. He lied to me.

[On Bonnie Prince Charlie:] Oh, Charlie is my darling, / My darling, my darling; / Oh, Charlie is my darling, / The young Chevalier.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.

I love being Charlie Daniels for good, bad, or indifferent.

Charlie X”)? Those were the hints, as far as I’m concerned.

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

Charlie Parker stuck out in my mind.

You can trust Charlie Crist.

Charlie is one of the big good guys in my universe.

Where is your mother, Charlie asked. Dead. I’m sorry to hear that Thank you. But she was always dead.

I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.

How’s Norbert doin’?” Norbert?” Charlie laughed. “The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now.” Wha—Norbert’s a girl?

Even a feeble-minded man wants to be like other men." --Charlie Gordan

I do my best when I'm surrounded by women. I enjoyed that on the Charlie's Angels experience.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.