1.
Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?
Mark E. Smith
2.
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Graham Coxon
3.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Gina Barreca
4.
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
Dennis Miller
5.
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.
Richard Marx
7.
I remember that when I got to NYU, everyone was writing scripts. But I was 18 at the time, and when you write a script, so much of it is about what you pull from life, and this sounds sort of cheesy, but I felt like I didn't have enough life experience at that point to write a movie.
Todd Phillips
8.
If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
Amanda Peet
9.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Jay London
10.
I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup
Tyler, The Creator
11.
I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
John Kennedy Toole
12.
My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.
Manfred von Richthofen
13.
Hawaii is paradise. It sounds cheesy to say it, but there's music in the air there.
Bruno Mars
14.
Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.
Jolene Blalock
15.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields
16.
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Billie Burke
17.
In France, I learned about wine and cheese.
Walter Wager
18.
For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner.
Reese Witherspoon
19.
The food was interesting. My background is Russian, so cheese and potatoes are my love. There was plenty of that. And fried cheese! It is really, really, really good. And really, really, really bad for you. It's like an artery on a plate
Michelle Trachtenberg
21.
Achieving success as an actor has not been easy for me. My biggest, probably most irrational complaint has been that I've had to work harder for what I've gotten. I've seen other people with nepotism or wealth or cheesy good looks on their side who've had it easy...
James Woods
22.
You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.
Anthony Bourdain
23.
I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.
Eric Bristow
24.
A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality.
Clifton Fadiman
25.
The mindset of this [“Gangnam Style”] dance is dress classy, and dance cheesy,
PSY
26.
I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.
David Hasselhoff
28.
It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We get to live, then we have to die. ... What spirit human beings have! It is a pretty cheesy deal - all the pleasures of life, and then death.
Gilda Radner
30.
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
Andy Roddick
31.
When you do a cheesy leopard print, it can turn out so wrong.
Kim Kardashian
33.
While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off again, leaving cheesy hoof prints all across the deck. “What was that for?” the coach demanded.
Rick Riordan
34.
I hope to make a positive, productive contribution, as cheesy as that may sound.
Chelsea Clinton
35.
If it's a good romantic movie like The Notebook or...The Longest Ride . No, I don't know. I thought it would be great to work on one of those genres and we made a pretty darn good version of one of those. There are some that come off as sort of cheesy, but this one was pretty good.
Scott Eastwood
36.
Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese.
Charles de Gaulle
37.
I always make a wish at 11:11, even if its something cheesy.
Jessica Sanchez
38.
A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce
39.
I also love a good cheesy movie, and I'm kind of addicted to my computer.
Behati Prinsloo
40.
My creed is love and you are its only tenet.
John Keats
41.
We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
Alan Bennett
42.
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.
Harry Shearer
43.
I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out. I gotta start healthy or I'll be off the rails all day.
Donnie Wahlberg
44.
Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George Will
45.
But I listen to live recordings of things that I did back in the '70s and then how I've done things since. And there's no doubt about it: if I compare the two, it's like chalk and cheese.
Rick Wakeman
46.
Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.
Brittany Snow
47.
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.
Jack Black
48.
I love a good road trip. And I have been known to sing cheesy '80s songs at the top of my lungs on a windy road when no one can hear.
Morena Baccarin
49.
When I started getting notoriety it was cheesy to appear in a commercial.
David Duchovny
50.
Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
Nick Cannon