Cheesy Quotes

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

I remember that when I got to NYU, everyone was writing scripts. But I was 18 at the time, and when you write a script, so much of it is about what you pull from life, and this sounds sort of cheesy, but I felt like I didn't have enough life experience at that point to write a movie.

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.

Hawaii is paradise. It sounds cheesy to say it, but there's music in the air there.

Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

In France, I learned about wine and cheese.

The food was interesting. My background is Russian, so cheese and potatoes are my love. There was plenty of that. And fried cheese! It is really, really, really good. And really, really, really bad for you. It's like an artery on a plate

For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner.

It ain't easy being cheesy!

Achieving success as an actor has not been easy for me. My biggest, probably most irrational complaint has been that I've had to work harder for what I've gotten. I've seen other people with nepotism or wealth or cheesy good looks on their side who've had it easy...

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality.

The mindset of this [“Gangnam Style”] dance is dress classy, and dance cheesy,

I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

What gods do you pray to?

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We get to live, then we have to die. ... What spirit human beings have! It is a pretty cheesy deal - all the pleasures of life, and then death.

When you do a cheesy leopard print, it can turn out so wrong.

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off again, leaving cheesy hoof prints all across the deck. “What was that for?” the coach demanded.

I hope to make a positive, productive contribution, as cheesy as that may sound.

If it's a good romantic movie like The Notebook or...The Longest Ride . No, I don't know. I thought it would be great to work on one of those genres and we made a pretty darn good version of one of those. There are some that come off as sort of cheesy, but this one was pretty good.

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

I also love a good cheesy movie, and I'm kind of addicted to my computer.

My creed is love and you are its only tenet.

We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.

I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out. I gotta start healthy or I'll be off the rails all day.

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese.

I always make a wish at 11:11, even if its something cheesy.

But I listen to live recordings of things that I did back in the '70s and then how I've done things since. And there's no doubt about it: if I compare the two, it's like chalk and cheese.

Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

I certainly liked performing [Patrick Bateman], but it was because he thinks he's so [bloody] cool and just the [stuff], but is really such a cheesy dork.