Robin Williams Quotes

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that, fine." When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, "Fine, but study welding just in case."

Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.