1.
I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
I consume so much poultry, I'm astonished that I haven't sprouted plumage yet.
2.
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
Pamela Anderson
3.
Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
Woody Guthrie
4.
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
Jujubee
5.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.
Jay Leno
6.
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.
Maya Angelou
8.
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Frank Perdue
9.
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
Chubby Checker
12.
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
Richard Trumka
14.
How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?
Malcolm Lowry
16.
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Gary Larson
17.
You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead.
John Goddard
18.
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
Albert Einstein
19.
Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.
Zora Neale Hurston
20.
One time I tried to marry a chicken.
Calum Hood
22.
Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!
Onew
23.
Come, my pretender, my fritter,
my bubbler, my chicken biddy!
Oh succulent one,
it is but one turn in the road
and I would be a cannibal!
Anne Sexton
24.
What came first the chicken or the dickhead?
Alex Turner
25.
I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget
Jeff Kinney
27.
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
Jesse Jackson
28.
I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.
Ricky Williams
29.
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.
Donnie Wahlberg
30.
You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.
Paula Deen
31.
The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.
Richard Dawkins
32.
If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
Grandma Moses
34.
Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.
Maurice Sendak
35.
The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain.
Idries Shah
38.
I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey.
Yahya Jammeh
39.
After a year of doing general farm work, it was quite clear to me that chickens and I were not compatible.
George Nakashima
40.
Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.
Daniel Pauly
41.
Our chicken maniac, tell us how we can eat it deliciously?” “There's no time for that.
Onew
42.
the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop
Sarah Kane
43.
If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.
Bobby Robson
44.
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
George Carlin
46.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Steven Wright
47.
I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head.
Jean-Michel Basquiat
48.
Chicken breast is the driest, [most] tasteless part of the chicken as far as I'm concerned.
Paula Deen
49.
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
Katy Perry
50.
Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.
Sarah Rees Brennan