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Chickens Quotes

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I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
Stone Cold Steve Austin

I consume so much poultry, I'm astonished that I haven't sprouted plumage yet.
Authors on Chickens Quotes: Rick Riordan Bobby Robson Padma Lakshmi Woody Guthrie Onew Jonathan Safran Foer Sarah Dessen Paula Deen Alan Tudyk Giancarlo Esposito Thom Yorke Flannery O'Connor Frank Perdue Michael Pollan Laurell K. Hamilton Maurice Sendak Alex Turner Kami Garcia John Updike Douglas MacArthur Richard Trumka Henry David Thoreau Aasif Mandvi Terry Goodkind Manny Pacquiao Jean-Michel Basquiat Susan Orlean Jessica Simpson Danny Pudi Richard Dawkins George Herbert Phil McGraw Kurt Cobain
2.
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
Pamela Anderson

3.
Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
Woody Guthrie

4.
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
Jujubee

5.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.
Jay Leno

6.
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.
Maya Angelou

7.
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Frank Perdue

8.
Creativity is like chasing chickens.
Christoph Niemann

9.
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.
Alexandra Guarnaschelli

10.
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
Richard Trumka

11.
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
Chubby Checker

12.
Left wing. Right wing. Chicken wing.
Woody Guthrie

13.
Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.
Shalom Auslander

14.
How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?
Malcolm Lowry

15.
I make faces for cash and chicken.
Robert Downey, Jr.

16.
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Gary Larson

17.
You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead.
John Goddard

18.
Don't count your chickens before they egg.
Ross O'Donovan

19.
Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!
Onew

20.
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
Albert Einstein

21.
One time I tried to marry a chicken.
Calum Hood

22.
Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.
Zora Neale Hurston

23.
I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget
Jeff Kinney

24.
Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal!
Anne Sexton

25.
What came first the chicken or the dickhead?
Alex Turner

26.
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
Jesse Jackson

27.
I eat more chicken any man ever seen.
Howlin' Wolf

28.
You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.
Paula Deen

29.
The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.
Richard Dawkins

30.
I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.
Ricky Williams

31.
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.
Donnie Wahlberg

32.
If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
Grandma Moses

33.
Tether even a roasted chicken.
Yamamoto Tsunetomo

34.
Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.
Maurice Sendak

35.
Practice is practice, chicken is chicken.
Moon Jong-up

36.
The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain.
Idries Shah

37.
I love the smell of fried chicken.
Giancarlo Esposito

38.
I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey.
Yahya Jammeh

39.
Our chicken maniac, tell us how we can eat it deliciously?” “There's no time for that.
Onew

40.
After a year of doing general farm work, it was quite clear to me that chickens and I were not compatible.
George Nakashima

41.
Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.
Daniel Pauly

42.
He fell like a chicken into the soup.
Dmitri Shostakovich

43.
the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop
Sarah Kane

44.
If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.
Bobby Robson

45.
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
George Carlin

46.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Steven Wright

47.
I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head.
Jean-Michel Basquiat

48.
Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.
Sarah Rees Brennan

49.
I always want to defeat supervillains - it's just the chicken-and-broccoli diet that I'm not into.
Amy Adams

50.
Chicken breast is the driest, [most] tasteless part of the chicken as far as I'm concerned.
Paula Deen