Chickens Quotes

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.

I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

Creativity is like chasing chickens.

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.

A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.

Left wing. Right wing. Chicken wing.

Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.

How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?

I make faces for cash and chicken.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead.

Don't count your chickens before they egg.

Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.

One time I tried to marry a chicken.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal!

What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

I eat more chicken any man ever seen.

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.

The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.

If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.

Tether even a roasted chicken.

Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.

Practice is practice, chicken is chicken.

The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain.

I love the smell of fried chicken.

I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey.

Our chicken maniac, tell us how we can eat it deliciously?” “There's no time for that.

After a year of doing general farm work, it was quite clear to me that chickens and I were not compatible.

Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.

He fell like a chicken into the soup.

the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop

If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I always want to defeat supervillains - it's just the chicken-and-broccoli diet that I'm not into.

Chicken breast is the driest, [most] tasteless part of the chicken as far as I'm concerned.