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COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?
The Rev
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When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive.
Dylan O'Brien
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As everybody knows, chicks dig the vampires.
Paul Wesley
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The Mayor of Boston says he won't allow Chick-Fil-A in Boston. Amazing that a mayor now has the power to stop commerce because he personally disagrees with the PERSONAL views of the CEO of a company.
Mike Huckabee
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What can I say? Chicks dig the mask.
Kane
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I don't ship anyone. I really don't. I'm not a shipper, but I'm all for men duking it out for a chick.
Paul Wesley
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Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Michael Moore
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Natalie from the Dixie Chicks could have said what she said before 9-11 and no one would have cared.
John Mellencamp
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Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.
Jordan Sonnenblick
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Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat.
Kevin Smith
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I've had my highs and had my lows but you can't tell me that I am not the baddest chick.
Nicki Minaj
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Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's
John Cena
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
Bill Hicks
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Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her.
Avril Lavigne
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I might be the only chick in the group, but that didn't make me the damsel in distress.
Jeaniene Frost
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Love the skinny model chicks but I prefer the thickness.
Nas
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Why is it that the hot chicks never can sing?
Tommy Lee
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My feeling about my own work is, I could be writing 'The Aeneid' and they would still have to call it chick lit or mommy lit or menopausal old hag lit.
Jennifer Weiner
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
Adam Carolla
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At my concerts most of the chicks are looking for liberation, they think I'm gonna show 'em how to do it.
Janis Joplin
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Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.
Danny McBride
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I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.
Julia Roberts
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You were at school and you were pimply and no one wanted to know you. You get into a group and you've got thousands of chicks there.
Eric Clapton
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Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-chek?
Stephen King
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Sometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway.
Sammy Hagar
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Definitely before hanging out with a chick, I make sure everything is to my liking.
Ryan Sheckler
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I never thought I would be one of those wacky chicks who say, 'I loved my labor,' but I loved every part of it. It was the best day of my life.
Sarah Shahi
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If I see a cool chick in the street, I'll watch her going by, won't I?
Isaac
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The Lord has never spoken to me, but I feel Chick-fil-A has been His gift.
Dan T. Cathy
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He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?
Ilona Andrews
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
Joe Rogan
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We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.
J. B. Smoove
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If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture.
Michael Nesmith
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There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.
Neil Gaiman
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They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.
Zach Braff
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"It's nothing," returned Mrs Chick. "It's merely change of weather. We must expect change."
Charles Dickens
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Do I mind being called a chick-lit writer? Well, it's not the worst thing that could happen.
Marian Keyes
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Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.
Mike Epps
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I always loved Kate Winslet, but after you meet her you really love her because she's a cool chick.
Peter Farrelly