Chihuahua Quotes

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

When I see a woman who is all gaunt and emaciated, I don't think she's beautiful. She reminds me of a Chihuahua that's freezing and shaking.

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.