Coke Quotes

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

One threatens the innocent who spares the guilty.

'I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.'

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it.

I was snorting a lot of cocaine and I had lost myself to a great degree. A lot of people, everybody was starting to realize what the coke was all about and they were all starting to get lost.

By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.

Our demand for meat, dairy and refined carbohydrates - the world consumes one billion cans or bottles of Coke a day - our demand for these things, not our need, our want - drives us to consume way more calories than are good for us.

Reason is the life of the law.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Basically I was no different than a rock star or a movie star. I was a coke star.

The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

Imagine Pepsi without Coke. Impossible, right?

Corporations cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor excommunicated, for they have no souls.

"You listen to Portishead, you're not like the others. Want some coke?" I'm like, "Nah, man."

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

I wonder whether they have rum and Coke in Heaven? Maybe it's too mundane a pleasure, but I hope so -- as a sundowner. Except, of course, the sun never goes down there. Oh, man, this heaven is going to take some getting used to.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

Sometimes, you know, I just feel like I want a Coke, and I drink a Coke.

I knew a lot of my musicians used to take coke. I never saw them. They would hide it from me, so I wasn't really aware of it. Creatively, I don't think it was that great.

It took us months of buying all the Coke stock we could to accumulate $1 billion worth - equal to 7% of the company. It's very hard to accumulate major positions.

Certainty is the mother of quiet and repose, and uncertainty the cause of variance and contentions

Success in crime always invites to worse deeds

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did that happen?' I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.

How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

Those who consent to the act and those who do it shall be equally punished.

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies and drink Coke.

Don't do coke I don't blow niggas, I don't tell niggas I show niggas

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

Well, it wasn't like I was going to run out and score heroin and score an ounce of coke - but incidentally, on the road, I would usually get tanked up and as stoned as I possibly could to go on stage. And offstage, it would be a demon that would come up about twice a week.

We are so limited, you have to use the same word for loving Rosaleen as you do for loving Coke with peanuts. Isn't that a shame we don't have many more ways to say it?

They say - "they" being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine. You can't just do it, you have to set the thing in motion, rock it back and forth a few times.

So when Putin goes out to buy a Coke, thirty seconds later it is known in Washington DC.

I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers

It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it. I'd write clues to my hiding places in code, then forget the code and spend the rest of the day looking for my coke.

So use your own property as not to injure that of another

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

A coke machine can get a rebound in 20 minutes.