1.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
Isaiah Mustafa
2.
It's unacceptable to just sit on the couch and say I'm not doing anything. You've got to get out and do everything you can.
Owen Hart
3.
Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.
John Wayne
4.
You're not going to get off the couch and be at some amazing fast pace or burn crazy amounts of calories, but you have to start somewhere Eventually, you'll get there.
Jennie Finch
5.
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.
Claudette Colbert
6.
For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!
Scotty McCreery
8.
For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed.
John le Carre
9.
Movies are as old as psychoanalysis. So if I were to put you or anyone else on a couch and say, 'Tell me your favorite movies,' it would be a way of psychoanalyzing you.
Andrew Sarris
10.
There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.
Stephen Colbert
11.
There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl.
O. Henry
12.
Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.
Jade Puget
13.
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.
Dana Gould
15.
I can sit here on the couch and hear you say, "You're very feminine and very attractive," but I have always struggled with that.
Kathy Bates
16.
In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'.
Casey Abrams
17.
In durance vile 1here must I wake and weep, And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep.
Robert Burns
18.
I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.
Abbey Lincoln
20.
A school out of Canberra sends me a term's worth of work. I sit on the couch by myself and complete it and send it back.
Callan McAuliffe
21.
I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!
Jennifer Weiner
22.
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.
Demetri Martin
23.
What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch.
Patti Page
24.
I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch.
Kelly Reichardt
25.
I roll out of my couch every morning with the more agreeable expectations.
H. L. Mencken
26.
I can't just sit around and do nothing. Although, I can sit on the couch sometimes and just watch movies.
Brian Austin Green
27.
I just did whatever it took to keep making music - slept on couches. You would be amazed at how far $20 can go if you stretch it out.
Daniel Powter
28.
You know, I have never had a casting couch proposition in my life. I thought there was something wrong with me.
Shirley MacLaine
29.
O, nothing is more alluring than a levee from a couch in some confusion.
William Congreve
30.
The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.
Lewis Black
31.
Harpernus Stoyan, if you can't behave yourself and go and turn all Roman hands and Russian Fingers under that comforter, you're going to have to sit on the couch," Stephanie snapped, sounding for all the world like a stern schoolteacher.
Lynsay Sands
32.
My apartment is basically a couch, an armchair, and about four thousand books.
Audrey Niffenegger
33.
That practis'd falsehood under saintly shew, Deep malice to conceal, couch'd with revenge.
John Milton
34.
Dance music makes us dance. Let us get off our couch and spin around!
Yoko Ono
35.
Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula
Janet Evanovich
37.
I had to groan a bit on the couch when my brow was mopped - as it is when you've been shot across the chest.
Anthony Head
38.
I couch-surfed for years. But I always wanted to live in Baltimore; I still do. If I had to choose, it would always be Baltimore.
John Waters
39.
I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch.
Jennifer Lawrence
41.
Having wires strewn across your couch and across the floor is a big deal to a lot of people.
J Allard
42.
My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch.
Michael Caine
43.
When you travel so much, the best and most relaxing thing is to just sit on the couch and not move.
Serena Williams