1.
I'm so glad that Hollywood and America are embracing women when they get in their 40s instead of putting us out to pasture.
Vivica Fox
2.
I guess Pumas are in their 30s. Cougars in their 40s Jaguars are 50s, and Sabretooths go into the 60s, right?
Courteney Cox
3.
Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars.
Jenny Lawson
4.
Twi-moms! I love them, the little cougars!
Kellan Lutz
5.
I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.
Jenny Lawson
6.
I don't find the whole cougar word that offensive.
Courteney Cox
7.
Some people were offended by a show about cougars.
Courteney Cox
9.
I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.
Ben Katchor