Crabs Quotes

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!

As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom.

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel.

We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs.

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?

There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, when they seem going they come: diplomats, women, and crabs.

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.

You are very fortunate to be assigned to duty at Fortress Monroe on Chesapeake Bay; it is just the season for soft shelled crabs, and hog fish have just come in, and they are the most delicious panfish you ever ate.

Like those crabs which dress themselves with seaweed, we wear belief and custom.

But I love to feel events overlapping each other, crawling over one another like wet crabs in a basket

The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket.

There is an animal inside me, clutching fast to my heart, a huge crab.

You will never make the crab walk straight.

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

You cannot make a crab walk straight.

I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.