Crabs Quotes

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!

As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom.

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel.

We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs.

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?

There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, when they seem going they come: diplomats, women, and crabs.

You are very fortunate to be assigned to duty at Fortress Monroe on Chesapeake Bay; it is just the season for soft shelled crabs, and hog fish have just come in, and they are the most delicious panfish you ever ate.

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.

Like those crabs which dress themselves with seaweed, we wear belief and custom.

But I love to feel events overlapping each other, crawling over one another like wet crabs in a basket

The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket.

There is an animal inside me, clutching fast to my heart, a huge crab.

You will never make the crab walk straight.

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

You cannot make a crab walk straight.

I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.