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Craig Benzine Quotes
1.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Craig Benzine

2.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
Craig Benzine

3.
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
Craig Benzine

4.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Craig Benzine

5.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Craig Benzine

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6.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Craig Benzine

7.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Craig Benzine

8.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Craig Benzine

Quote Topics by Craig Benzine: Trying Way Stupid Sound People Weight Bird Alive Saturn Cake Blanket Alcoholism Happens Good Things Bees Clothes Oxford Optional One Time Cds Rejection Bathroom Self Done Two Jumping Heat Imperfection Feet Ghost
9.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
Craig Benzine

10.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Craig Benzine

11.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
Craig Benzine

12.
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas.
Craig Benzine

13.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Craig Benzine

14.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Craig Benzine

15.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
Craig Benzine

16.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Craig Benzine

17.
Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross.
Craig Benzine

18.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Craig Benzine

19.
Options are good. Keeps people choosing.
Craig Benzine

20.
I love it when the coffee's done!
Craig Benzine

21.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Craig Benzine

22.
People alive are better than people not alive.
Craig Benzine

23.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Craig Benzine

24.
Are imperfections is which make we grate.
Craig Benzine

25.
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
Craig Benzine

26.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Craig Benzine

27.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
Craig Benzine

28.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
Craig Benzine

29.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Craig Benzine