Craig Reucassel Quotes

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.

New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.