1.
Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.
Rick Riordan
5.
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
Milton Berle
9.
Remove idleness from the world and soon the arts of Cupid would perish.
Francois Rabelais
10.
If you become a Nun, dear,
The bishop Love will be;
The Cupids every one, dear!
Will chant-'We trust in thee!'
Leigh Hunt
11.
Cupid is a casuist, a mystic, and a cabalist,-- Can your lurking thought surprise, And interpret your device, . . . . All things wait for and divine him,-- How shall I dare to malign him?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
12.
When I was from Cupid's passions free, my Muse was mute and wrote no elegy.
Ovid
13.
Things base and vile, holding no quantity, love can transpose to form and dignity
William Shakespeare
14.
I am part of everyone I ever dated on OK Cupid.
Slash Coleman
15.
Too many trained nurses discommode Cupid.
George Ade
16.
You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.
Rick Riordan