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Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
Marlene Dietrich
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Benjamin Franklin
Marlene Dietrich
John Barrymore
Julie Burchill
Peter David
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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Benjamin Franklin
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It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.
Julie Burchill
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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
John Barrymore
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If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.
Peter David
Walt Disney
Lyndon B. Johnson
Aeschylus
Anne Rice
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Terence McKenna
Joel Osteen
Leonardo da Vinci
Karl Lagerfeld
J. C. Ryle
Gautama Buddha
Agatha Christie
E. M. Forster
Confucius
John Muir
John Updike
Immanuel Kant
L. Ron Hubbard
Jodi Picoult
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Jean-Paul Sartre
Abraham Lincoln
Bernie Sanders
Jonathan Safran Foer