1.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
2.
The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply.
Khalil Gibran
3.
I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.
Jimmy Buffett
4.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill Watterson
5.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry
6.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Robert Orben
7.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
Groucho Marx
8.
Whatever anybody says, the most important thing in life is to be happy.
Orhan Pamuk
9.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby