Dark Humor Quotes

I quite like dark humor.

Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.

Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint

It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'