1.
I saw a giraffe with a short neck
That was sad
Or a deer
Bo Burnham
I spotted a giraffe with a stubby neck which was disheartening, or a deer.
2.
My heart 's in the Highlands, my heart is not here; My heart 's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer.
Robert Burns
3.
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
Jackie Gleason
4.
How can a deer tell when a leaf falls silent in the forest? She hears it breathing differently.
Richard Bach
5.
You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.
Robert De Niro
6.
From all kinds of flowers,
Seek teachings everywhere,
Like a deer that finds
A quiet place to graze,
Seek Seclusion to digest
All you have gathered. . .
Namkhai Norbu
7.
I felt like a deer with a hundred hunters after me.
Deion Sanders
8.
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself.
Ramakrishna
9.
The deer hovered by the trees beyond as the sounds of the ravening wolves came to them across the grass, their own senses almost frozen in impotent horror.
David Clement-Davies
10.
A pine needle fell in the forest. The hawk saw it. The deer heard it. The white bear smelled it
Edith Pattou
11.
We were like deer. They were like grizzly bear.
Chief Joseph
12.
You shouldn't have to settle for rabbits if what you want is deer
Daniel Quinn
13.
If I wasn’t making music I would probably be in the woods with a big deer….Talking to myself.
Jared Leto
14.
If you depend on where the chestnuts are going to be, and where the deer are, you have to be attuned to the outside world.
Howard Rheingold
15.
I love to deer hunt and fish and drive down the back roads in my truck. All those things basically equal freedom to me - and not having to return that message or call from my record company or management. At some point, I need to recharge.
Blake Shelton
16.
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Boomer Esiason
17.
A musk deer searches for the source of the fragrance of musk, but it won't find it because the fragrance comes from within itself. Bliss is not to be found outside of us; it exists within us.
Mata Amritanandamayi
18.
Truth is a hard deer to hunt. If you eat too much truth at once, you might die of the truth.
Stephen Vincent Benet
19.
It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.
Matt Lucas
20.
You should never put the new antlers of a deer to your nose and smell them. They have little insects that crawl into the nose and devour the brain.
Yoshida Kenko
22.
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
Arthur Guiterman
23.
Deer are like dogs. Except for Bambi, they're pretty personality-less.
Judd Apatow
24.
I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again.
Channing Tatum
25.
I haven't seen a bear in person. I've seen deer. I have lots of woodchucks on my property. And bluebirds. Foxes.
Parker Posey
26.
Every one knows that there are no real forests in England.The deer in the parks of the great are demurely domestic cattle, fat as London alderman.
Karl Marx
27.
If only someone would do for cows what Bambi did for deer. Cows have been in films, but they haven't starred. I'm still willing to eat a species that is only a supporting player.
Paula Poundstone
28.
The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.
Arthur Guiterman
29.
I hunt deer because they aren't capable of higher forms of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away'. They are very much like the French in that way.
Ted Nugent
30.
Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.
Phil Robertson
31.
You have to go hunting to know the excitement of seeing someone get their first deer. It's a thrill for them. It is.
Patty Hearst
32.
Poor England! thou art a devoted deer,
Beset with every ill but that of fear.
The nations hunt; all mock thee for a prey;
They swarm around thee, and thou stand'st at bay.
William Cowper
33.
His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to panic
Joe Teti
34.
Wolves go after a wounded deer, it is the nature of the beast.
Barbara Delinsky
35.
Things are achieved when they are well begun. The perfect archer calls the deer his own While yet the shaft is whistling.
George Eliot
36.
The first movie I ever saw was a horror movie. It was Bambi. When that little deer gets caught in a forest fire, I was terrified, but I was also exhilarated.
Stephen King
37.
Follow the deer? Follow the Christ the King.
Live pure,
speak true,right wrong,
Follow the King-- Else,
wherefore born?
Alfred Lord Tennyson
38.
To be honest, when you're young and you watch The Deer Hunter for the first time, that's when you're like, "That's what I want to do."
Donal Logue
39.
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Jeph Jacques
40.
I often have deer on my property and there's a fox and owls. You're not going to see that in the city.
Billy Corgan