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A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who believe its deception when it is told, it must be measured by the number of people who will go out after hearing it trying to convince others of its truth.
Dennis Sharp
2.
Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I'd like to believe I'm an expert.
Dennis Sharp
3.
I'm not left-wing, or right-wing. With only one wing I couldn't fly, and I just couldn't have that.
Dennis Sharp
4.
Why do you dwell on things that don't matter when there are so many things that do?
Dennis Sharp
5.
See, I can talk to the pretty man like a real grown up if I try hard enough.
Dennis Sharp
6.
Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.
Dennis Sharp
7.
Guns, double-crosses, hitmen... I can get used to a lot of things, but I'm never going to get used to sleeping where apocalypse bugs mate,” Wednesday said, walking into the room looking around. She dropped her Birkin on the floor and heard something scuttling behind the cheap plastic wood print veneer covered dresser. She turned to face Alvin, her head cocked to the side. “Seriously. I'm not saying five-star... I'm saying go on Expedia and find a place that actually has stars... any stars.
Dennis Sharp