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Dentist Quotes

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To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.
George Bernard Shaw

Authors on Dentist Quotes: Bill Cosby Russell Banks Joseph Barbera Sammy Gravano Daniel Tosh George Bernard Shaw W. C. Fields Stephen Chbosky Joshua Ferris Ralph Nader Carol Friedman George Carlin Woody Allen Steve Buscemi Brice Marden Johnny Depp Thornton Wilder Darynda Jones Gordon Korman Val McDermid C. S. Lewis Amy-Jill Levine Timothy Olyphant David Cronenberg Joan Rivers Takashi Miike Phil Gramm Oscar Wilde Anna Deavere Smith Shirley MacLaine Charles Bukowski Joelle Carter Taylor Caldwell
2.
Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair
Sammy Gravano

3.
Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.
Joseph Barbera

4.
A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.
Daniel Tosh

5.
I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.
Sofia Vergara

6.
My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.
Lasse Hallstrom

7.
What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist?
C. S. Lewis

8.
The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.
Gordon Korman

9.
For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.
Russell Banks

10.
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
Taylor Caldwell

11.
As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport.
Timothy Olyphant

12.
If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.
Ralph Nader

13.
You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor.
Brice Marden

14.
My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
David Cronenberg

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I am not interested in the ephemeral - such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions.
Thornton Wilder

16.
I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.
Phil Gramm

17.
I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.
Anna Deavere Smith

18.
You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
Joan Rivers

19.
My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression
Oscar Wilde

20.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
W. C. Fields

21.
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
Johnny Depp

22.
Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?
George Carlin

23.
I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.
Amy-Jill Levine

24.
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Shirley MacLaine

25.
I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.
Darynda Jones

26.
You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
Woody Allen

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I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'
Steve Buscemi

28.
A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be.
Joshua Ferris

29.
No woman is a heroine to her dentist.
Val McDermid

30.
Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist.
Russell Banks

31.
Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer.
Charles Bukowski

32.
Oh, my god. I'd be a terrible doctor. I don't like to touch other people. There's a lot of gruesome stuff in my line of work to feel or to admit. I'm sure everyone's expecting me to say "proctologist," but actually no, I don't want to be a proctologist. Probably want to be a dentist, because you don't have to touch much of the other person's body, just their face or mouth.
Dan Savage

33.
I go to the dentist, not a shrink.
Takashi Miike

34.
My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.
Bill Burr

35.
We've got to let the people know that there is a necessity, it's not even an option, it's a necessity to have a chiropractor. As much as it is a necessity to have a dentist, if you have a dentist for the family, you should have your chiropractor for the family.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

36.
If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.
Bill Cosby

37.
I don't photograph anyone if I can't meet with them first because if I don't do that, then they're just going to the dentist and they're filled with fear. They don't know who I am.
Carol Friedman

38.
I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.
Joelle Carter

39.
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
Bill Cosby

40.
Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.
Stephen Chbosky