Dentist Quotes

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.

My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.

What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist?

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor.

I am not interested in the ephemeral - such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions.

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.

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No woman is a heroine to her dentist.

Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist.

Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer.

Oh, my god. I'd be a terrible doctor. I don't like to touch other people. There's a lot of gruesome stuff in my line of work to feel or to admit. I'm sure everyone's expecting me to say "proctologist," but actually no, I don't want to be a proctologist. Probably want to be a dentist, because you don't have to touch much of the other person's body, just their face or mouth.

I go to the dentist, not a shrink.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

We've got to let the people know that there is a necessity, it's not even an option, it's a necessity to have a chiropractor. As much as it is a necessity to have a dentist, if you have a dentist for the family, you should have your chiropractor for the family.

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

I don't photograph anyone if I can't meet with them first because if I don't do that, then they're just going to the dentist and they're filled with fear. They don't know who I am.

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be.