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Dessert First Quotes

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Life is short. Eat dessert first.
Jacques Torres

Authors on Dessert First Quotes: Erma Bombeck Helen Keller Aesop Graham Kerr Wendy Mass Joss Whedon Sloane Crosley B. C. Forbes Ryan Kwanten Barbara Johnson Jacques Torres
2.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Barbara Johnson

3.
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.
Graham Kerr

4.
Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.
B. C. Forbes

5.
Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!
Helen Keller

6.
Don't cry over spilt milk.
Aesop

7.
I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first.
Ryan Kwanten

8.
Life is short, have dessert first.
Wendy Mass

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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
Erma Bombeck

10.
Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.
Joss Whedon

11.
You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you liked as a kid. You jump on your hotel bed, order dessert first, decide to put every piece of jewelry you own on your body and leave the house. Why? Because you can. Because you're the boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny.
Sloane Crosley