Dilbert Quotes

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert

I should have written that down. - Dilbert

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.