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Dilbert Quotes

1.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Scott Adams

Authors on Dilbert Quotes: Scott Adams Peter Watts David Spade
2.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams

3.
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
Scott Adams

4.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

5.
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
David Spade

6.
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
Scott Adams

7.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Scott Adams

8.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Scott Adams

9.
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
Scott Adams

10.
If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert
Peter Watts

11.
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
Scott Adams

12.
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
Scott Adams