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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Scott Adams
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I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Scott Adams
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Scott Adams
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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
Scott Adams
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'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
Scott Adams
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If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert
Peter Watts
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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
Scott Adams
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I should have written that down. - Dilbert
Scott Adams