1.
If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Andrew Dice Clay
2.
He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
Ring Lardner
3.
Two words to improve any dish. Ba, Con
Ted Allen
4.
Greens are a dish that most Southerners would walk a mile for.
Edna Lewis
6.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Elsa Maxwell
7.
I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
Rodney Dangerfield
9.
People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes.
Margaret Mahy
10.
My creative process is quite slow. I hear melodies in my head while I'm washing the dishes and I allow my subconscious to do the work.
Sinead O'Connor
11.
The space between the dish and the pitcher, that I paint also.
Georges Braque
12.
It's the only dish I serve my craziness for color in.
Josef Albers
13.
We didnt create dishes. We create preparations to create many dishes.
Ferran Adria
14.
I am not an encore, not a pudding, I am the main dish.
Joseph Roth
15.
I like to cook Shrimp Alfredo. It's also my favorite dish to eat!
Coco Jones
16.
My favorite Dominican dish to indulge in is anything with crab.
Pharrell Williams
17.
The best relationships are when you both want to make each other happy - you buy the groceries, I do the dishes.
Lyndsy Fonseca
18.
A good cook can make something amazing out of even the blandest ingredients. Still, you don't want to eat the exact same dish every day.
Michael Bierut
19.
However great the dish that holds the turbot, the turbot is still greater than the dish.
Martial
21.
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day.
Norman Douglas
23.
The women who do the most work get the least money, and the women who have the most money do the least work.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
24.
I have an impressionable palate. A well-worded menu or beautifully presented dish excites me. I get a great deal of pleasure just thinking about food.
Gayle King
25.
Really, I don't know what I'd do with myself if I retire. Wash dishes?
Loretta Lynn
26.
Un-dish-cover the fish, or dishcover the riddle.
Lewis Carroll
29.
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
Tim Allen
30.
Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!
Charles M. Schulz
31.
I have yet to discover a dish that will not come alive in the presence of champagne.
Anistatia R. Miller
32.
Wherever you have weakening states and turmoil, you will have a fertile petri dish for terrorism.
Robert D. Kaplan
33.
When I go home to visit, they never treat me like a celebrity. They still treat me like TJ. If I leave dishes in the sink, they'll let me know.
Taraji P. Henson
34.
I've always held the song in high regard because songs have got me through so many sinks of dishes and so many humiliating courting events.
Leonard Cohen
35.
The only thing that counts is if you know how to prepare your ingredients. Even if with the best and freshest ingredients in the world, if your dish is tasteless or burnt, it's ruined.
Martin Yan
36.
I don't like to eat the same dish every day, so I read very different things.
Cornelia Funke
37.
When you find the right components in your life, the right people, that gel with you, then you feel as though you're invincible. It may be a fallacy, but you at least feel as though you can take all that life has to dish out.
Sylvester Stallone
38.
Meat is a status dish in which the sizzle counts for more than the nutritional worth.
Magnus Pyke
39.
One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out
Tim Vine
40.
He that revels in a well-chosen library, has innumerable dishes, and all of admirable flavour.
William Godwin
41.
Women's work is always toward wholeness.
May Sarton
43.
Let's not forget how beautiful simply washing dishes can be.
Noah Hawley
44.
Leave the dishes unwashed and the demands on your time unanswered. Be ruthless and refuse to do what people ask of you.
Lynne Sharon Schwartz
45.
There's one thing that I know about myself, I could wash dishes and be happy.
Michael T. Flynn
46.
Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala.
Aasif Mandvi
47.
Gammy used to say, 'Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things.'
Betty MacDonald
48.
A lot of people say it's cathartic to cook, and I'm like, 'How is it cathartic washing all these dishes?'
Sherri Shepherd
50.
My life will always have dirty dishes. If this sink can become a place of contemplation, let me learn constancy here.
Gunilla Brodde Norris