1.
If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Andrew Dice Clay
2.
He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
Ring Lardner
3.
Two words to improve any dish. Ba, Con
Ted Allen
4.
Greens are a dish that most Southerners would walk a mile for.
Edna Lewis
6.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Elsa Maxwell
8.
I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
Rodney Dangerfield
9.
People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes.
Margaret Mahy
10.
My creative process is quite slow. I hear melodies in my head while I'm washing the dishes and I allow my subconscious to do the work.
Sinead O'Connor
11.
The space between the dish and the pitcher, that I paint also.
Georges Braque
12.
It's the only dish I serve my craziness for color in.
Josef Albers
13.
We didnt create dishes. We create preparations to create many dishes.
Ferran Adria
14.
I like to cook Shrimp Alfredo. It's also my favorite dish to eat!
Coco Jones
15.
My favorite Dominican dish to indulge in is anything with crab.
Pharrell Williams
16.
I am not an encore, not a pudding, I am the main dish.
Joseph Roth
17.
A good cook can make something amazing out of even the blandest ingredients. Still, you don't want to eat the exact same dish every day.
Michael Bierut
18.
However great the dish that holds the turbot, the turbot is still greater than the dish.
Martial
20.
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day.
Norman Douglas
21.
The best relationships are when you both want to make each other happy - you buy the groceries, I do the dishes.
Lyndsy Fonseca
22.
Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!
Charles M. Schulz
23.
I have yet to discover a dish that will not come alive in the presence of champagne.
Anistatia R. Miller
24.
Wherever you have weakening states and turmoil, you will have a fertile petri dish for terrorism.
Robert D. Kaplan
25.
I've always held the song in high regard because songs have got me through so many sinks of dishes and so many humiliating courting events.
Leonard Cohen
26.
When I go home to visit, they never treat me like a celebrity. They still treat me like TJ. If I leave dishes in the sink, they'll let me know.
Taraji P. Henson
27.
The only thing that counts is if you know how to prepare your ingredients. Even if with the best and freshest ingredients in the world, if your dish is tasteless or burnt, it's ruined.
Martin Yan
28.
I don't like to eat the same dish every day, so I read very different things.
Cornelia Funke
30.
Really, I don't know what I'd do with myself if I retire. Wash dishes?
Loretta Lynn
31.
The women who do the most work get the least money, and the women who have the most money do the least work.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
32.
I have an impressionable palate. A well-worded menu or beautifully presented dish excites me. I get a great deal of pleasure just thinking about food.
Gayle King
33.
Un-dish-cover the fish, or dishcover the riddle.
Lewis Carroll
36.
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
Tim Allen
37.
Meat is a status dish in which the sizzle counts for more than the nutritional worth.
Magnus Pyke
38.
When you find the right components in your life, the right people, that gel with you, then you feel as though you're invincible. It may be a fallacy, but you at least feel as though you can take all that life has to dish out.
Sylvester Stallone
39.
Let's not forget how beautiful simply washing dishes can be.
Noah Hawley
40.
Leave the dishes unwashed and the demands on your time unanswered. Be ruthless and refuse to do what people ask of you.
Lynne Sharon Schwartz
41.
There's one thing that I know about myself, I could wash dishes and be happy.
Michael T. Flynn
42.
One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out
Tim Vine
43.
He that revels in a well-chosen library, has innumerable dishes, and all of admirable flavour.
William Godwin
44.
Women's work is always toward wholeness.
May Sarton
46.
When I was 27, if I didn't put 15 things in one dish I wasn't happy.
Wolfgang Puck
47.
Why are fish unsustainable? Because they're popular. What makes restaurants work? Popular dishes that people come back for.
Barton Seaver
48.
I like cooking, but I think someone else ought to do the dishes.
Jamaica Kincaid
49.
I was very impressed with the street food of Singapore. I was very impressed with the dishes that they did.
Jose Andres