5.
A unicorn is a donkey from the future
Joe Rogan
6.
When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.
Mitt Romney
7.
The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.
John Whitmore
9.
Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
10.
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.
Martial
12.
The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.
C. S. Lewis
13.
Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.
George Orwell
14.
Donkeys have the courage to bray after the death of a lion. (not meant to glorify carnivorous practice).
H. P. Blavatsky
15.
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
Tatiana Maslany
16.
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.
Mike Matusow
17.
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
Arthur Guiterman
18.
Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."
A. A. Milne
19.
Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself
Walter Scott
20.
Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.
Harold Pinter
21.
Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.
Andy Zaltzman
22.
It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.
Will Forte
23.
I grew up with donkeys, as well as horses, but I'm more interested in donkeys.
Bonnie Jo Campbell
25.
It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.
Rick Riordan
26.
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
Martial
27.
It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.
Khaled Hosseini
29.
I was always the one in the background or the donkey. I was never a star, I never got to be the main part.
Joanna Page
30.
If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!
D. H. Lawrence