2.
Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.
Alison Rosen
3.
I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
Aisha Tyler
5.
And he paddled away in his douche canoe.
Joe Hill
7.
you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.
Gena Showalter