Douches Quotes

Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.

Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.

Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

When do you stop to de-douche?

you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.