1.
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
Downtown Julie Brown
2.
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.
Downtown Julie Brown
3.
I think the obsession with wanting to change yourself is crazy over the top.
Downtown Julie Brown
4.
Your work is a separate thing from you. You are this person who has your friends and your life, and you have to see the separation. If you see the separation between your work and yourself it's so much easier.
Downtown Julie Brown
5.
There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.
Downtown Julie Brown
6.
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.
Downtown Julie Brown
7.
I don't just want to be successful I want to have fun.
Downtown Julie Brown
8.
I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.
Downtown Julie Brown
9.
Be relentless and then you'll break through.
Downtown Julie Brown
10.
This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.
Downtown Julie Brown
11.
It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think that's part of the thrill Madonna gets, when you know you've hit a nerve. But that doesn't scare me. To me what would be a lot scarier would be like appearing on an episode of 'Full House' or something.
Downtown Julie Brown
12.
I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons.
Downtown Julie Brown
13.
The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.
Downtown Julie Brown
14.
I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.
Downtown Julie Brown
15.
You have to do anything you can think of that gets you excited.
Downtown Julie Brown
16.
I was always trying to do things to make school fun.
Downtown Julie Brown
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I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive.
Downtown Julie Brown