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Dui Quotes

1.
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
Natasha Leggero

Authors on Dui Quotes: Chelsea Handler CM Punk Tracey Gold Natasha Leggero Jeff Dunham
2.
You can never prepare yourself enough to see your mug shot and DUI.
Tracey Gold

3.
It's a good thing a DUI's job security.
CM Punk

4.
Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years.
Chelsea Handler

5.
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.
Jeff Dunham