Eamon Dunphy Quotes

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

Found out. A nothing player.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.