1.
Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.
Mike Todd
2.
I am such a gearhead. In my recording studio, I personally engineer and edit everything on computers.
Tommy Lee
5.
I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am Okay.
Virginia Satir
6.
The amateur software engineer is always in search of magic.
Grady Booch
9.
Great engineers are a huge multiplier.
Steve Jobs
10.
A scientist builds in order to learn; an engineer learns in order to build.
Fred Brooks
11.
When valuing a startup, add $500k for every engineer, and subtract $250k for every MBA.
Aaron Patzer
12.
Don't make me out to be an artist. I am an engineer. I am after the facts, only the facts.
Harold Eugene Edgerton
13.
Failure is Central to engineering. Every single calculation that an engineer makes is a failure calculation.
Henry Petroski
16.
Everybody is headed for the same place, and they are headed on the same train, and under the same engineer.
Harry S. Truman
17.
If something happened, like engineers starting to quit, things would go downhill fast.
Masayoshi Son
19.
All our engineers are designers and all our designers are engineers.
James Dyson
21.
Most of the work performed by a development engineer results in failure.
Koichi Tanaka
22.
Any good software engineer will tell you that a compiler and an interpreter are interchangeable.
Tim Berners-Lee
23.
Genetic engineers don't make new genes, they rearrange existing ones.
Thomas Lovejoy
24.
Scientists study physical things, then describe them; engineers describe physical things, then build them.
K. Eric Drexler
25.
Almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it.
David Foster Wallace
26.
Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.
George Carlin
27.
For me writing is as close to being an engineer as possible.
Guy Kawasaki
29.
If I had not been a monk, I would have become an engineer.
Dalai Lama
30.
I am an engineer, but what I find important and necessary is that you just learn things as you go along.
Terrence Howard
31.
As an engineer I'm constantly spotting problems and plotting how to solve them.
James Dyson
32.
As you may know, I am a mechanical engineer.
Bill Nye
33.
She felt that she would have to be much more than just a doctor or an engineer. She would have to be a saint.
Flannery O'Connor
34.
An Engineer is no match for a Historian with his dander up!
Philip Reeve
35.
Don't go to the same studio twice, or work with the same engineer twice.
Stephen Malkmus
36.
I need to aspire to be a great CEO and not just a great product engineer.
Mark Pincus
37.
I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible.
John Mayer
38.
Having a mother who had been an aeronautical engineer convinced me that more things should be open to women.
Elizabeth Moon
39.
Usually when you hire more engineers, you actually don't get that much more done, you actually sometimes get less done.
Keith Rabois
40.
I'm an engineer and a writer. And I find that those two things are not uncomplementary.
Naomi Novik
41.
Every technological product has to be designed and its fabrication overseen, and this is what engineers DO.
Samuel Florman