1.
Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.
Mike Todd
2.
I am such a gearhead. In my recording studio, I personally engineer and edit everything on computers.
Tommy Lee
5.
I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am Okay.
Virginia Satir
6.
The amateur software engineer is always in search of magic.
Grady Booch
9.
Great engineers are a huge multiplier.
Steve Jobs
10.
A scientist builds in order to learn; an engineer learns in order to build.
Fred Brooks
11.
When valuing a startup, add $500k for every engineer, and subtract $250k for every MBA.
Aaron Patzer
12.
Don't make me out to be an artist. I am an engineer. I am after the facts, only the facts.
Harold Eugene Edgerton
13.
Failure is Central to engineering. Every single calculation that an engineer makes is a failure calculation.
Henry Petroski
15.
Everybody is headed for the same place, and they are headed on the same train, and under the same engineer.
Harry S. Truman
18.
Most of the work performed by a development engineer results in failure.
Koichi Tanaka
19.
Any good software engineer will tell you that a compiler and an interpreter are interchangeable.
Tim Berners-Lee
20.
If something happened, like engineers starting to quit, things would go downhill fast.
Masayoshi Son
22.
All our engineers are designers and all our designers are engineers.
James Dyson
23.
Scientists study physical things, then describe them; engineers describe physical things, then build them.
K. Eric Drexler
24.
Almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it.
David Foster Wallace
25.
Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.
George Carlin
26.
Genetic engineers don't make new genes, they rearrange existing ones.
Thomas Lovejoy
27.
For me writing is as close to being an engineer as possible.
Guy Kawasaki
29.
I need to aspire to be a great CEO and not just a great product engineer.
Mark Pincus
30.
Having a mother who had been an aeronautical engineer convinced me that more things should be open to women.
Elizabeth Moon
31.
I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible.
John Mayer
32.
Usually when you hire more engineers, you actually don't get that much more done, you actually sometimes get less done.
Keith Rabois
33.
I'm an engineer and a writer. And I find that those two things are not uncomplementary.
Naomi Novik
34.
Every technological product has to be designed and its fabrication overseen, and this is what engineers DO.
Samuel Florman
35.
If I had not been a monk, I would have become an engineer.
Dalai Lama
36.
As an engineer I'm constantly spotting problems and plotting how to solve them.
James Dyson
37.
I am an engineer, but what I find important and necessary is that you just learn things as you go along.
Terrence Howard
38.
She felt that she would have to be much more than just a doctor or an engineer. She would have to be a saint.
Flannery O'Connor
39.
As you may know, I am a mechanical engineer.
Bill Nye
40.
An Engineer is no match for a Historian with his dander up!
Philip Reeve
41.
Don't go to the same studio twice, or work with the same engineer twice.
Stephen Malkmus