Englishmen Quotes

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

I am the last Englishman to rule in India.

To Englishmen, life is a topic, not an activity.

Not only England, but every Englishman is an island.

In the heart of any pious Jew, God is a Jew. Is your God an Englishman or an American?

An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.

An Englishman fears contempt more than death.

I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.

Englishmen have always loved Moliere.

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted.

An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.

The Englishman is too apt to neglect the present good in preparing against the possible evil.

I've written so many songs about Englishmen, I have to go elsewhere.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else.

German and Spanish are accessible to foreigners: English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense.

There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle.

An Englishman is content to say nothing when he has nothing to say.

I'm an Englishman. What more can I say?

No Englishman is ever fairly beaten

Americans admire success. Englishmen admire heroic failure

I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.

The third absolute right, inherent in every Englishman, is that of . . . the sacred and inviolable rights of private property.

Why is it, do you suppose, that an Englishman is unhappy until he has explained America?

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since!

Englishmen must have an island.

The last great Englishman is low.

The English language is so elastic that you can find another word to say the same thing.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

We Indians are one as no two Englishmen are.

When a tiger changes his nature, Englishmen will change theirs.

It is in bad taste," is the most formidable word an Englishman can pronounce.

Even an Englishman was niver improved by bein' blown up.

Some persons have ventured to say that it is only since Englishmen ceased to believe in the Bible that they began to discover how beautiful it was.

There is a peculiarity in the countenance, as everybody knows, which, though it cannot be described, is sure to betray the Englishman.