Ex Boyfriend Quotes

When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take

I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.

It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care

Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief

Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try

You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over

I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.

My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you

One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.

We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!

The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.

Dreams last so long, even after you're gone

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away

Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?