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Ex Boyfriend Quotes

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When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.
Drake

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2.
Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.
Alexa Chung

3.
I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take
James Blunt

4.
I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
Helen Keller

5.
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.
Christopher Paul Curtis

6.
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
Jasper Fforde

7.
Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.
Edwin Hubbel Chapin

8.
It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care
James Blunt

9.
Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening
Michael Tolcher

10.
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
Charlaine Harris

11.
You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.
Eva Longoria

12.
My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.
Chelsea Handler

13.
Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends
Ben Harper

14.
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.
Fiona Apple

15.
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.
Nina Dobrev

16.
You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn
Alanis Morissette

17.
I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?
Jennifer Nettles

18.
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'
Paris Hilton

19.
You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief
Stephen Kellogg

20.
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.
Demi Lovato

21.
It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try
Matt Nathanson

22.
I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.
Margaret Brown

23.
My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.
Koren Zailckas

24.
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.
Sloane Crosley

25.
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.
Michelle Ryan

26.
We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for
Michael Tolcher

27.
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
Greg Behrendt

28.
You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over
Dessa Darling

29.
I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you
Jewel

30.
Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.
Tyra Banks

31.
It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you
Michael Tolcher

32.
I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday
Michael Tolcher

33.
The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.
Josh Lanyon

34.
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part.
David Levithan

35.
One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.
Lily Rabe

36.
They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.
John Green

37.
I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.
David Rees

38.
In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!
Jenny Mollen

39.
Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.
Adrienne Bailon

40.
We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.
Kiersten White

41.
I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now
Matt Nathanson

42.
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!
Selena

43.
The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish
Tate Hallaway

44.
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.
Kim Harrison

45.
I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to
Matt Nathanson

46.
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.
Chelsea Peretti

47.
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.
Derek Landy

48.
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.
Laini Taylor

49.
Dreams last so long, even after you're gone
Jewel

50.
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli
Janet Evanovich