1.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Lewis Grizzard
2.
No, most of our political elite has not realized that the world is flat.
Thomas Friedman
3.
Common sense is that which tells us the world is flat.
Stuart Chase
5.
TAKE HEART TO FLAT OUT DECIDE TO BE WELL AND STRIDE INTO THE FUTURE, SANE AND
WHOLE
Toni Cade Bambara
6.
Hold material goods and wealth on a flat palm and not in a clenched fist.
Alistair Begg
7.
Oh, don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and nothing goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
W. S. Gilbert
8.
Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat with nothing whatever to grumble at?
W. S. Gilbert
9.
It is dreadful how I miss you, and everything that everybody says seems flat and stupid.
Vita Sackville-West
10.
Isn't your life extremely flat,With nothing to grumble at?
W. S. Gilbert
11.
Sometimes God has to put us flat on our back before we are looking up to Him.
Jack Graham
12.
The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.
G. Gordon Liddy
13.
I never wore flats: The higher the shoe, the better.
Patti Hansen
14.
The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people.
John Entwistle
15.
It is hard for a flat thing to understand a round one.
Arthur Dove
16.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Robert De Niro
17.
It is no achievement to walk a tightrope laid flat on the floor.
Ray Kroc
18.
Flat or round, there has always been hate in the world.
Tanith Lee
19.
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know... wall.
D. J. MacHale
20.
Up come a flat top, he was movin' up with me.
Chuck Berry
22.
I'm very aware when I'm speaking to the English of how flat my Mid-Atlantic American voice is.
Martin Cruz Smith
23.
I wrote each book in thirty-five days flat - just to get the darned thing finished.
Alistair Maclean
25.
Wear flats. You're short. It's much cooler not to pretend.
Alber Elbaz
26.
I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats.
Rachel McAdams
27.
I have found a flat on Merseyside and am settling down here. If I can keep playing and get back to full match fitness, I know I have a lot to offer still.
David Ginola
28.
I think much sociopolitical art delivers truisms that are quite flat.
Harland Miller
29.
How flat all sounds are at the seaside, flat and yet emphatic, like the sound of gunshots heard at a distance.
John Banville
30.
Earth you know is round but seems flat. // You can't trust / your senses.
Frank Bidart
31.
Pardon, gentles all, the flat unraised spirits that have dared on this unworthy scaffold to bring forth so great an object.
William Shakespeare
32.
I don’t want money. What the hell’s money good for? You can’t drive it and you can’t eat it and it won’t even fix a flat.
Pat Frank
33.
Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
Victor Borge
35.
Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
Bill Murray
36.
I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them.
Mariah Carey
37.
Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?
Mike Rowe
38.
I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.
Tina Fey
39.
What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.
Joe Manganiello
40.
As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.
Terry Pratchett
41.
Before 20 or 25 employees, most companies are structured with everyone reporting to the founder. It's totally flat.
Sam Altman
42.
Aphorisms are not true or false, but pointed or flat.
Mason Cooley
43.
By 17, I was modeling and had bought myself a flat. I've always tried to be self-sufficient.
Sadie Frost
44.
Everyone has something wrong. And for a while, her heart just sort of flat lined.
Chuck Palahniuk
45.
Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.
Mark Twain
46.
There's always this sense of incredulity that writers feel, because they're usually living flat and ordinary lives, because they have to.
Doris Lessing
47.
I can't concentrate in flats. I could go to the gym if I wore flats, I'd love to go to the gym, but I just can't get my head around the footwear.
Victoria Beckham
48.
I was this flat-chested, big-footed, lanky thing.
Lauren Bacall
49.
I have a flat in Paris and go there a lot, but the Eurostar's much more civilised than flying.
Michael Bond
50.
Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.
Paul Reubens