1.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Lewis Grizzard
2.
No, most of our political elite has not realized that the world is flat.
Thomas Friedman
3.
Common sense is that which tells us the world is flat.
Stuart Chase
5.
TAKE HEART TO FLAT OUT DECIDE TO BE WELL AND STRIDE INTO THE FUTURE, SANE AND
WHOLE
Toni Cade Bambara
6.
Hold material goods and wealth on a flat palm and not in a clenched fist.
Alistair Begg
7.
Oh, don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and nothing goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
W. S. Gilbert
8.
Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat with nothing whatever to grumble at?
W. S. Gilbert
9.
It is dreadful how I miss you, and everything that everybody says seems flat and stupid.
Vita Sackville-West
10.
Isn't your life extremely flat,With nothing to grumble at?
W. S. Gilbert
11.
The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.
G. Gordon Liddy
12.
Sometimes God has to put us flat on our back before we are looking up to Him.
Jack Graham
13.
I never wore flats: The higher the shoe, the better.
Patti Hansen
14.
The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people.
John Entwistle
15.
It is hard for a flat thing to understand a round one.
Arthur Dove
16.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Robert De Niro
17.
It is no achievement to walk a tightrope laid flat on the floor.
Ray Kroc
18.
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know... wall.
D. J. MacHale
19.
Flat or round, there has always been hate in the world.
Tanith Lee
20.
Up come a flat top, he was movin' up with me.
Chuck Berry
22.
Wear flats. You're short. It's much cooler not to pretend.
Alber Elbaz
23.
I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats.
Rachel McAdams
24.
I have found a flat on Merseyside and am settling down here. If I can keep playing and get back to full match fitness, I know I have a lot to offer still.
David Ginola
25.
I'm very aware when I'm speaking to the English of how flat my Mid-Atlantic American voice is.
Martin Cruz Smith
26.
I wrote each book in thirty-five days flat - just to get the darned thing finished.
Alistair Maclean
28.
Pardon, gentles all, the flat unraised spirits that have dared on this unworthy scaffold to bring forth so great an object.
William Shakespeare
29.
I think much sociopolitical art delivers truisms that are quite flat.
Harland Miller
30.
How flat all sounds are at the seaside, flat and yet emphatic, like the sound of gunshots heard at a distance.
John Banville
31.
Earth you know is round but seems flat. // You can't trust / your senses.
Frank Bidart
32.
Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?
Mike Rowe
33.
I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them.
Mariah Carey
34.
I don’t want money. What the hell’s money good for? You can’t drive it and you can’t eat it and it won’t even fix a flat.
Pat Frank
35.
Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
Victor Borge
37.
Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
Bill Murray
38.
French sounds flat. In English, you can play with pitch.
Eva Green
41.
My mum told me always to wear heels. If I'm not wearing heels, she says, 'What? You're in flats?' So whenever I see her, I make sure I have heels with me.
Julia Restoin Roitfeld
43.
My kid is not going to wear a flat bill.
Tiger Woods
44.
A lot of ppl are making more money than they ever had nowadays - so when they get their flat they can, they always find themselves with an extra room.
Jimi Hendrix
45.
I can totally understand why people say: 'I'm going to do this T.V. series so that I can buy a flat'. But you've got to see what's of value to you as an actor.
Andrew Scott
46.
Some girls say they don't feel comfortable in flats, they only feel comfortable in heels; I am not one of those girls.
Gillian Jacobs
47.
I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.
Tina Fey
48.
What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.
Joe Manganiello
49.
As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.
Terry Pratchett
50.
Before 20 or 25 employees, most companies are structured with everyone reporting to the founder. It's totally flat.
Sam Altman