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Fleas Quotes

1.
At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.
Ethel Merman

Authors on Fleas Quotes: Nate Berkus John Lennon Mark Twain Groucho Marx Sean O'Casey Ethel Merman Michael Buckley Jack Pierson Uncle Kracker Penelope Spheeris Herman Melville Storm Jameson Alla Yaroshinskaya Gustave Flaubert Sergei Bongart Dr. Seuss Iris Apfel Ursula Andress Phil Zimmermann John Petrucci H. L. Mencken Andy Albright Henry Adams Si Robertson Chloe Sevigny Maria V. Snyder Samuel Johnson Edward Noyes Westcott Jonathan Ames Jane Wagner Hamish Bowles Amy Sedaris Nora Roberts
2.
I don't intend to be a performing flea any more. I was the dreamweaver, but although I'll be around I don't intend to be running at 20,000 miles an hour trying to prove myself. I don't want to die at 40.
John Lennon

3.
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
Si Robertson

4.
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Unknown

5.
To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme.
Herman Melville

6.
We're living in primate heaven. We're warm, dry, we're not hungry, we don't have fleas and ticks and infections. So why are we so miserable?
Steven Pinker

7.
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
Bill Vaughan

8.
When I go to a country, I go to flea markets, antique stores. I am always looking for something.
Ursula Andress

9.
The flea, though he kill none, he does all the harm he can.
John Donne

10.
Sensitivity isn't about being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a dog is like a sonic boom
Jeff Buckley

11.
I actually picked up copies of Decline I and II at a flea market once. I walked out without paying.
Penelope Spheeris

12.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Dr. Seuss

13.
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
Groucho Marx

14.
Arguing whether or not a God exists is like fleas arguing whether or not the dog exists. Arguing over the correct name for God is like fleas arguing over the name of the dog. And arguing over whose notion of God is correct is like fleas arguing over who owns the dog.
Robert Fulghum

15.
I'm pretty much a thrift shop gal. Flea markets on Sundays.
Zoe Kravitz

16.
I always like my trailer or hotel room to have fresh flowers or pillows I find at a local flea market - anything to personalize the environment.
Chloe Sevigny

17.
If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.
Ernie Pyle

18.
My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
Amy Sedaris

19.
I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Phil Zimmermann

20.
I used to collect frames. I've been collecting accessories since I was 11-years-old, creeping around flea markets and sales and everything. Whenever I saw unusual eyeglass frames, I bought them.
Iris Apfel

21.
I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.
Bob Saget

22.
But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?
William Butler Yeats

23.
History will die if not irritated. The only service I can do to my profession is to serve as a flea.
Henry Adams

24.
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
Jane Wagner

25.
The better a work is, the more it attracts criticism; it is like the fleas who rush to jump on white linens.
Gustave Flaubert

26.
A blind, anemic, weak-kneed flea on crutches would have a greater chance of defeating a herd of a thousand wild stampeding elephants, than the enemy has of defeating God.
Ray Comfort

27.
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
H. L. Mencken

28.
It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.
Mark Twain

29.
The only thing holding you back is you. Commit to developing the mindset of a winner, set your goals and chase them down. Remember, a dog in the hunt ain't got no fleas!
Andy Albright

30.
So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum.
Jonathan Swift

31.
A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.
Edward Noyes Westcott

32.
Flea and Anthony are into funk, like old school Meters and stuff like that.
Chad Smith

33.
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Mark Twain

34.
I am a dog that loves my fleas.
Uncle Kracker

35.
Haste is good only in catching fleas.
Alla Yaroshinskaya

36.
Sir, there is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea.
Samuel Johnson

37.
There were some initial instruments I had when I was young and made some trade-offs. Maybe a guitar I bought in a flea market. They weren't the greatest guitar but they would be cool to still have them. Other than that, not as a professional.
John Petrucci

38.
First draw dog, then fleas. First paint apple, then worm holes.
Sergei Bongart

39.
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature.
Stephen King

40.
Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!
Michael Buckley

41.
Sleep with a dog and rise full of fleas.
Sarah Kane

42.
Flea stared at us, "I can't decide what's worse. Losing family members or not having a family member to lose.
Maria V. Snyder

43.
I've withdrawn many times. Part of me is a monk, and part a performing flea! The fear in the music business is that you don't exist if you're not at Xenon with Andy Warhol.
John Lennon

44.
'Priced to sell' - just the phrase makes me smile. When a dealer says all the items in his booth are priced to sell, he means he's tagged them as aggressively as he can to get you to buy them. Don't worry, though, I still haggle. You have to. That's the point of a flea market.
Nate Berkus

45.
That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.
Nora Roberts

46.
If England has any dignity left in the way of literature, she will forget for ever the pitiful antics of English Literature's performing flea.
Sean O'Casey

47.
He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said.
Kelley Armstrong

48.
When I take on a design project, I have to jet from the bookstore to the hardware shop to the lamp store and back again just to collect a small portion of the many items I need to fill a home. But, when you hit the flea market, they're all right there. From booth to booth, you have the bases covered.
Nate Berkus

49.
A nation has honor precisely as it has fleas - on this or that body. The statesman who talks of honor - unless he means something else, quite different - is a rogue.
Storm Jameson

50.
Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.
Kevin Hearne