Fleas Quotes

At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.

I don't intend to be a performing flea any more. I was the dreamweaver, but although I'll be around I don't intend to be running at 20,000 miles an hour trying to prove myself. I don't want to die at 40.

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

We're living in primate heaven. We're warm, dry, we're not hungry, we don't have fleas and ticks and infections. So why are we so miserable?

On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.

The flea, though he kill none, he does all the harm he can.

When I go to a country, I go to flea markets, antique stores. I am always looking for something.

Sensitivity isn't about being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a dog is like a sonic boom

I actually picked up copies of Decline I and II at a flea market once. I walked out without paying.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

Arguing whether or not a God exists is like fleas arguing whether or not the dog exists. Arguing over the correct name for God is like fleas arguing over the name of the dog. And arguing over whose notion of God is correct is like fleas arguing over who owns the dog.

I'm pretty much a thrift shop gal. Flea markets on Sundays.

I always like my trailer or hotel room to have fresh flowers or pillows I find at a local flea market - anything to personalize the environment.

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

I used to collect frames. I've been collecting accessories since I was 11-years-old, creeping around flea markets and sales and everything. Whenever I saw unusual eyeglass frames, I bought them.

I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

The better a work is, the more it attracts criticism; it is like the fleas who rush to jump on white linens.

A blind, anemic, weak-kneed flea on crutches would have a greater chance of defeating a herd of a thousand wild stampeding elephants, than the enemy has of defeating God.

History will die if not irritated. The only service I can do to my profession is to serve as a flea.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

Flea and Anthony are into funk, like old school Meters and stuff like that.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

The only thing holding you back is you. Commit to developing the mindset of a winner, set your goals and chase them down. Remember, a dog in the hunt ain't got no fleas!

I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Haste is good only in catching fleas.

Sir, there is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea.

There were some initial instruments I had when I was young and made some trade-offs. Maybe a guitar I bought in a flea market. They weren't the greatest guitar but they would be cool to still have them. Other than that, not as a professional.

First draw dog, then fleas. First paint apple, then worm holes.

I like to make books. To me, it's just as great to have some book of mine be in a flea market as it is to have a picture in a museum.

I literally in the New York flea market - just when I was despairing of ever having a great serendipitous find - found a 1926 Chanel.

Glory, glory, said the Bee, Hallelujah, said the Flea. Praise the Lord, remarked the Wren. At springtime all is born-again.

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature.

Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!

Sleep with a dog and rise full of fleas.

Flea stared at us, "I can't decide what's worse. Losing family members or not having a family member to lose.

I've withdrawn many times. Part of me is a monk, and part a performing flea! The fear in the music business is that you don't exist if you're not at Xenon with Andy Warhol.

'Priced to sell' - just the phrase makes me smile. When a dealer says all the items in his booth are priced to sell, he means he's tagged them as aggressively as he can to get you to buy them. Don't worry, though, I still haggle. You have to. That's the point of a flea market.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

If England has any dignity left in the way of literature, she will forget for ever the pitiful antics of English Literature's performing flea.

He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said.