1.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Epictetus
2.
If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began: 'The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity,' I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.
Antonin Scalia
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Laozi
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Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.
Charles Handy
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If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.
Fred Astaire
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The best way to make children good is to make them happy.
Oscar Wilde
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A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.
Benjamin Franklin
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Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens
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Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.
David Mamet
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Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Robert Orben
14.
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.
Sinclair B. Ferguson
15.
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Pablo Picasso
18.
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer!
Meg Cabot
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Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Edward Young
21.
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.
Hector Elizondo
23.
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
Victor Hugo
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Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.
Yao Ming
26.
At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'
Conan O'Brien
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Success, remember is the reward of toil.
Sophocles
29.
Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.
Mason Cooley
31.
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
Thom Yorke
32.
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.
E. A. Bucchianeri
33.
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.
Veronica Roth
34.
You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.
Amanda Hocking
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Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
Mason Cooley
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Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.
Neal Boortz