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Fortune Cookie Quotes

1.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Epictetus

Authors on Fortune Cookie Quotes: Mason Cooley Neal Boortz Alfred P. Sloan Sophocles Dimitris Mitropoulos James T. Hill Veronica Roth E. A. Bucchianeri Hector Elizondo Amanda Hocking Robert Orben Charles de Gaulle Jim Bouton Victor Hugo Edward Young Marian Wright Edelman Antonin Scalia Rodney Dangerfield Charles Dickens Thom Yorke Epictetus Fred Astaire Yao Ming Laozi Charles Handy Meg Cabot Seneca the Younger Benjamin Franklin Henry David Thoreau William J. Clinton Oscar Wilde Conan O'Brien Howard Gossage
2.
If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began: 'The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity,' I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.
Antonin Scalia

3.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Laozi

4.
If you have a lemon; make lemonade.
Howard Gossage

5.
Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.
Charles Handy

6.
If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.
Fred Astaire

7.
The best way to make children good is to make them happy.
Oscar Wilde

8.
A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.
Benjamin Franklin

9.
Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.
Henry David Thoreau

10.
What you earn depends on what you learn.
William J. Clinton

11.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens

12.
Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.
David Mamet

13.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Robert Orben

14.
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.
Sinclair B. Ferguson

15.
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Pablo Picasso

16.
Service is what life is all about.
Marian Wright Edelman

17.
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer!
Meg Cabot

18.
Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.
Dimitris Mitropoulos

19.
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Edward Young

20.
Success is never final.
Winston Churchill

21.
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.
Hector Elizondo

22.
It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.
Charles de Gaulle

23.
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
Victor Hugo

24.
Forget goals. Value the process.
Jim Bouton

25.
Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.
Yao Ming

26.
At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'
Conan O'Brien

27.
The final act of business judgment is intuitive.
Alfred P. Sloan

28.
Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.
Mason Cooley

29.
Success, remember is the reward of toil.
Sophocles

30.
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
Thom Yorke

31.
Outward success alienates a man from himself.
James T. Hill

32.
You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.
Amanda Hocking

33.
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
Rodney Dangerfield

34.
Love of action is not industry.
Seneca the Younger

35.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
Mason Cooley

36.
For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?
Frederick William Faber

37.
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.
Neal Boortz

38.
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.
Veronica Roth

39.
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.
E. A. Bucchianeri