Fowl Quotes

We shall sooner have the fowl by hatching the egg than by smashing it.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The wolf howled under the leaves And spit out the prettiest feathers Of his meal of fowl: Like him I consume myself.

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.

I never fancied broiling fowls; - though once broiled, judiciously buttered, and judgmatically salted and peppered, there is no one who will speak more respectfully, not to say reverentially, of a broiled fowl than I will.

I am monarch of all I survey, My right there is none to dispute, From the centre all round to the sea, I am lord of the fowl and the brute.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl.

As sheepish as a fox captured by a fowl. [Fr., Honteux comme un renard qu'une poule aurait pris.]

Fowl never tastes as savory when you're hungry for venison.

Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

My voice sounded like one of the guinea fowl that screeched in our trees as it pooped, but I never let that stop me.

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

Ay, when fowls have no feathers and fish have no fin.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

And as an ev'ning dragon came, Assailant on the perched roosts And nests in order rang'd Of tame villatic fowl.

A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

La volaille est pour la cuisine ce qu'est la toile pour les peintres. Fowls are to the kitchen what his canvas is to the painter.

Language,-human language,-after all is but little better than the croak and cackle of fowls, and other utterances of brute nature,-sometimes not so adequate.

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The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.