Fries Quotes

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.

Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries.

Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

...Coca-Cola and fries, the wafer and wine of the Western religion of commerce.

We value-packs, you all small fries.

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

How's this for a headline? 'French fries'.

I like French fries; I like mashed. I love potatoes.

Pure devotional service fries the seeds of material inclinations in our heart.

It's so weird. I like shrimp. I will eat like a whole thing of shrimp. I'm a vegetarian, but that is the only thing that I will eat. So, I will eat and eat shrimp and, like, fries.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Show me a person who doesn't like french fries and we'll swap lies.

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

It occurs to us that so-called "freedom fries" kill many more Americans than terrorists ever do.

I'm a sucker for fries. It's definitely one of my biggest vices. My biggest savory vice for sure.