Fruitcake Quotes

I must speak the truth, and nothing but the truth.

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.

I mean UKIP, I mean it's just a sort of, you know, bunch of fruitcakes and loonies and closet racists, basically.

Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.

You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake.

I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don't have any reverence for life, only for the entities themselves. I would rather see a blank space where I am. This will sound like fruitcake stuff again but at least I wouldn't be harming anything.