1.
History is an alternating series of frying pans and fires.
Peter Esterhazy
2.
When frying small fish, disturb them little.
Confucius
6.
Bacon's the best, even the frying of bacon sounds like an applause.
Jim Gaffigan
7.
You can't make an egg without frying an egg
Thom Yorke
8.
Deep frying a Twinkie makes it healthy, right?
Jim Gaffigan