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Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
Vin Scully
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Warren Spahn
Vin Scully
Rich Donnelly
Lefty Gomez
Bob Uecker
2.
The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.
Bob Uecker
3.
I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.
Rich Donnelly
4.
Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.
Warren Spahn
5.
A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"
Lefty Gomez
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