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Funny Birthday Quotes

1.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

The formula for eternal youth is living truthfully, savoring meals, and fibbing about one's years.
Authors on Funny Birthday Quotes: Frank Sinatra Robert Southey Lucy Larcom Voltaire Gracie Allen Ogden Nash Theodore Roosevelt Jerry Seinfeld Abhishek Bachchan H. H. Asquith Tom Petty John Glenn Dr. Seuss Oscar Wilde Tom Wilson Jean Paul Bette Midler George Harrison Robert Orben Lucille Ball Sammy Hagar
2.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison

3.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

4.
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Oscar Wilde

5.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt

6.
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Frank Sinatra

7.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Voltaire

8.
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
Abhishek Bachchan

9.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

10.
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Sammy Hagar

11.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
Lucy Larcom

12.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash

13.
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
Tom Petty

14.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
H. H. Asquith

15.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen

16.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson

17.
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Robert Southey

18.
Today you are you! That is truer than true!
Dr. Seuss

19.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Robert Orben

20.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Jerry Seinfeld

21.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul