Funny But True Quotes

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.

Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!