1.
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.
Roy Blount, Jr.
2.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
Dean Martin
3.
It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
Amy Neftzger
4.
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
Oscar Wilde
5.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.
John Fletcher
6.
We drink and we die and continue to drink.
Denis Leary
7.
The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.
Conan O'Brien