Funny Food Quotes

Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack.

I believe in stopping work and eating lunch.

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.